Valentine's Day!

Ah, Valentine's Day. A day for spreading the love, buying yourself chocolate hearts, and for women to make futile attempts to "look pretty." On that last note, how many you, my dear readers, have heard of the fashionable abomination of "Bumpits"? These things are phenomenally ghetto, and I suspect that people in some cities (*cough*Lowell*cough*) will be seeing these hair-humps on the Puerto Rican fashion scene.
When I hear the word Bumpits, I don't think of 60s-era-marine-dinosaur-dorsal-combs. I think of someone having bums in their pits. As in, when the person raises their arms, they have little butts in their armpits! Disgusting! Hopefully, now that we are all educated in the underlying meaning of this word, we, the denizens of the world, will know better than to put such atrocious things in our hair.
The bottom line of all of this is: If you are going to humiliate yourself, do it for a good cause, such as the SPCA, not a lost cause, such as thinking that men actually care what you put in your hair.

Happy Valentine's Day! Hopefully your loved ones love you for who you are, not what you look like. Love, Love, Love.